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Have you ever been in a love triangle? 
Not that I know of

How bad are your hangovers? 
Depends how much I drink

What color are your nails currently painted? How about your toenails? 
None

Would you rather have a $50 gift card to Starbucks or a $50 gift card to McDonald’s? 
Starbucks, I dislike it but McDonalds is just slimy and rank apart from the mcflurrys

Do you think Taco Bell is nasty? 
Don’t think it exists over here 

Do you have a jacuzzi?
No

Have you ever broken a bone? If so, what was the cause of it?
Nope

Do you still talk to the person you liked four months ago?
Yup

Where were you last night?
Emma’s

Are you afraid to tell your true feelings?
I can be at times.

Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
Nope

What movie do you want to see?
Under The Skin

Is this the best year of your life?
Not likely

What was the first thing you did when you woke up? 
Checked my phone

Is anything bothering you? 
Nope

Is life good? 
Nope

Do you remember who you liked on New Years? 
I do

Do you still like them?
Yes

Do you still speak to them? 
Yup

Told your parents you were going somewhere but went somewhere else? 
Yeah

Do you like being home alone or does it freak you out?
I like it

Would you ever kiss anyone you texted today? 
Nope

Do you have any bruises on you? 
Yup, one between my hip and my bum cheek

What’s your favorite musical? 

Dr Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog

How do you get to sleep? 
Close my eyes and wait

What happened at the last party you went to? 
Probably just catching up with folk

Have you ever smoked a cigarette? 
Oh just thousands

What’s your hair like at this present moment? 
Mohawk

Are you more comfortable sitting or lying down? 
Depends.

What’s the worst film you’ve ever seen? 
Epic Movie

Are you an untidy person? 
Oh god yes!

Have you ever been a fan of N*Sync? 
Nope

Do you watch a lot of television? 
Nope

Do you think you’re fat sometimes? 
Nope

Do you like to flex your muscles? 
What muscles?

Do you think you’ll ever get plastic surgery? 
No.

Have you ever completely misunderstood what somebody was saying? 
Yup

Favorite kind of cake:
Birthday! It’s so good you’re only allowed it once a year!

Was it a boy or a girl to text you last?
Boy

Name something you are doing tomorrow?
sleeping.

Do you sleep on your stomach?
Yup

Where are you going to be at 4 PM tomorrow?
At home probably

Last time you saw fireworks, with whom & where?
Last bonfire night with Julie

Are you missing someone?
Always

Do you like horror or comedy?
Both, just depends what mood I’m in 

Who did you last share a taxi with?
Kat and Kenny

Dogs or cats?
Cats

What were you doing at 12 this afternoon?
Sleeping

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
Hope so

What’s your favorite season? Why? 
Summer because its not horribly cold like the rest of the year

When’s the last time you did something you knew was wrong?
Not sure.

Did you have any unread text messages this morning when you woke up?
Yup

Who was the last person you hugged?
Emma!

Do you think you would be a good parent?
Don’t know and don’t plan to find out

When was the last time you cried?
Thursday lol

Who was driving the last time you were in a car?
Me

Does any part of your body hurt right now?
Yup

Do you like your bed?
Squeaks a bit at times but it’s nice other than that

Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Doubt it.

When did you last talk to your brother or sister?
No idea

Do you ever want to know who you are going to marry?
Not planning on doing that

How much cash do you have on you?
Absolutely none

Are you tanned?
Nope, super pale

Did you get any compliments today?
Yes!

Have you ever gone to court?
Nope

Do you get jealous easily?
Probably about some things

Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
Depends on the circumstances

What are you doing Saturday?
I’m sleeping

What is in your back pocket?
I don’t have a back pocket right now.

What were you doing at 3 AM this morning?
Chatting and watching films

What do you usually do first in the morning?
Turn off my alarm and check my phone, something like that

Are you any good at math?
Only very simple maths

Any plans for Friday night?
None yet

Do you have a little crush on someone?
I do

How old is the last person you kissed?
18

Why did you kiss the person you last kissed?
It would have been rude not to

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